With Man City and Harry Redknapp flinging woo about like nobody's business, it can be all too easy to forget that the transfer window isn't just about buying average players for ridiculous fees. It's also about trying to offload your own useless sacks of footballing shit onto other hapless clubs who've been swept up in the month-long feeding frenzy.

I'd like to see Florent Malouda either sold or lined up and shot. Can't pass, never looks up, can't take a man on, either has no pace or no inclination to use it, seems to think he should start for his country when the fact he even gets into a club squad flabbergasts anyone who has seem him play more than twice this season and is just generally a lazy git. £10m please.