I hope so, because here goes:

Man U hammer West Brom and look like they're probably going to win the league this season given that they're the only team that aren't sihpping goals and losing the odd game.

Good win for Spurs, although I would have liked more than 3 after our first half domination.

Nice start for Heskey's Villa career and Kenwyne showed his loyalty to Sunderland by getting the winner over Fulham. Both of them tabloid sports writers' dreams.

Robinho held over sex assault, though I doubt that'll come to anything whether he's guilty or no.

Fred didn't show up for talks with Redknapp last night, probably after the shock of London weather. Redknapp in 'I'm not talking about another club's player' shocker. Reaction to follow.

Anything else? Sorry, I'm not really up on lower league stuff. Oh yeah, Rangers are through to their league cup final. Hopefully an Old Firm derby for the final, that'd be interesting.