There are thousands and thousands of people there queueing up. people with mega phones. all ages. all idiots. all wearing horrendous make up. the queue goes the whole way down the street for about half a mile.

this is just (i take it) the london auditon tho. so there must be even more people trying to get in the whole UK. thousands of people. how can they still not come up with one talented person? what must some of the ones who dont make it onto tv be like?