Some of you may remember a rant I had a while back about my flatmate's girlfriend

Flatmate's gf has gradually, effectively moved in - it'll be two weeks this weekend and shows no sign of leaving (been 'waiting for a call from work' for a while now anyway').

Now she is picking out the fine details of her dream, how she was like, really scared. But it was weird cos, like, she knew she was asleep and everything. And she was just saying 'Dan! Dan! Wake me up! Wake me up!' But in her dream so he couldn't hear her. It was so scary.'

This came after a ten minute anecdote about how skin creams are useless with modern day nappies.

Lovely girl I'm sure, but seriously.