She is in love with me. She said the last time she had seen something so hard it was the crossword in the Funday Times.

She is in love with me. She said she hasn't felt it this hard since the tory regime of the early 90's.

She is in love with me. She said the last time she was in bed that long was when she had Spanish Flu after a camping trip in the Fens.

She is in love with me. She said the last time she had seen a back door being kicked in like that was on an episode of the bill.

She is in love with me. She told me her knickers were wetter than a summer in Morecambe.

She is in love with me. She said she hasn't screamed this loudly out of pleasure since Lex Luger slammed Yokozuna.