Carole ''gonk face'' Thatcher offends Adrian Chiles and Jo Brand with 'golliwog'' gaff. She used her flapping, pig tailed vocal chords to spew this derogatory remark in the One Show green room. She was referring to tennis player Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
Can't be just fill her mouth with asphyxiating materials and cellotape her big posh wobbling grin?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/feb/03/carol-thatcher-faces-ban-over-golliwog-remark