http://www.thepress.co.uk/news/4124086.Tributes_paid_to_hardline_sports_official_Bernard_Ryan/
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How the hell did that get published? Seriously. I get that not every obituary needs to be completely sombre in tone, but jeez... most inappropriate article opening ever?