Break down your life into 5 pivotal moments

Here's mine:
1. Entered the world
2. My brother sucked my nose until I threw up
3. My best mate showed me his arsehole on Red Nose Day
4. Watched 'Celine Dion: Behind The Music'' as I was questioned by the police
5. Me and mates were stalked by a throat-snatcher with a silver mane