Well it ain't official, I haven't been given the green light by the academy or anything.

Who'se gonna watch it? I'll probably actually fall asleep before it properly kicks off.
Who do you think is gonna win?

Is the ghost of Marlon Brando gonna sends some Native Americans to it to scalp Brad Pitt?

I'm thinking:

Best Picture - Slumdog
Best Director - Danny Boyle
Best Actor - Sean Penn (yeah i said it)
Best Actress - Meryl Streep
Supporting Actor - Heath Ledger
Supporting Actress - Viola Davis
Screenplay - Milk

As long as Jack is sitting in the front row as usual everything gonna be alright tho