I remember in my younger school days, there was some long rambling joke about a woman luring some kind of semi-retarded chocolate biscuit-obsessed milkman up to her room, only to have her husband pull out her pubic hair one by one in some weird scene of genital torture where the punchline was "ONLY FOR A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT!"

I mean Whurt?!

Kids - sort it the fuck out.