I'm watching Kev and Perry go Large and I'm relatively drunk on a sunday night. I haven't slept well for about 2 weeks. I fell down a full uncarpeted flight of stairs at about 7 this morning, completely taking out a really hot girl that then acted pretty pissed off. I had to pretend not to be hurt for long enough to get out of the house with whatever shred of dignity that I could. All of this is playing on my mind enough to stop me from being able to sleep. What's your excuse for being up this late on a school night?