Last night at 5 a side we played what appeared to be a National Front XI. All skinheaded and England shirted, one of whom had the name 'Centre Cock' on the back of his shirt and with a baying mob behind my goal 2nd half I feared for our safety when we recorded a 15-6 win. In fairness, they were very gracious in defeat.

Leeds draw 1-1 with Oldham last night, whilst Histon and Cambridge was 0-0 last I saw with about 15 minutes. Oh, it was 1-1 in the end.

Rafa Benitez says that Liverpool would be closer to Manchester United if they had had Torres fit all season. He may be right.

Chelsea travel to Pompey tonight, Liverpool host Sunderland and Arsenal meet West Brom.

There's a full programme in the football league tonight as well.

Hendon travel to Erith & Belvedere in the Quarter Final(I think) of the London Senior Cup. Erith beat Dulwich in the last round.

Charlton sign Danny Butterfield, Brighton sign Lloyd Owusu, Forest sign Isaiah Osbourne, Wolves sign Darren Ward (the Sunderland keeper).

Smoosh!