"CUSTARD THROWN ON MANDELSON"

Which links through to a story with a video captioned "The moment custard was thrown at Lord Mandelson"

Apparently the move was "a 'last resort' after the democratic process failed"

Maybe they could try that in Zimbabwe, where the democratic process also seems to have failed?

"Custard thrown on Mugabe, regime collapses, MDC victorious"

You need this kind of thing on a Friday...