5. Nite Owl butt
4. Rorschach crackin' jokes, woah there nite owl i'm notta engineering expert but you should avoid dat ice arf arf arf arf arf
3. Initiate S.Q.U.I.D *groan*
2. "The Comedian is your father" - Doc Manhatten *groan*
1. Pervading religious themes culiminating in "the world will be safe as long as it thinks doc manhattan is watching us" *GROAN*

I'm not usually the kind of guy who comes straight on the internet to complain about films made about comics but.. fuck snyder.. ya blew it