Arsenal/Hull v Chelsea
Everton v Manchester United

Gary 'sodding' Noel. 9 goals in 5 games against Hendon this season. Fair play to him, he took his 4 on Saturday really really well. I wouldn't have mided if the assists had been from Harrow players though. But no. All four goals were absolutely ridiculous from a defensive point of view. If the defending would have been on view at a DiS match people would have walked off in disgust. But y'know what, he's still probably my favourite non Hendon player in the world.

Bamos, sorry for offending your phone quite as much as I did on Saturday.

Sometimes I hate football.

What about you?