A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail.

Apparently If I don't post this letter on to 10? videos tonight, the clown will be in my bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand.

What a kicker.