I've just got back from the dentist, and got my first ever filling. My mouth's now in better shape than it was. I returned home to find my new suit waiting for me. It fits very nicely, and looks pretty cool. My beard is coming off today, and I'm getting my haircut tomorrow. So fresh and so clean, clean

My mum's been shopping so there's some fresh crusty bread and fresh ham for lunch. I'll probably finish my Seinfeld season nine DVD today, and I've got a Guardian to leisurely make my way through - and everyone knows Friday Guardian is the best. Also, I have Mysterious Skin to watch, a film recommended to me by roastthemonaspit - a man I've found to have impeccable taste

Beat that