Last night at 5 a side Dynamo Crouch came across a team that included this fella http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Joe_Saunders

He is a bit of a crap footballer, one from the school of 'why beat a man once when you can beat him a dozen times.' We won 11-8, it was sweet. My right hand hurts though from the number of Alan Parry's I had to make.

Anyway, onto proper football. Stalemate at West Ham v West Brom last night. That means 0-0. It does the Baggies little good in their battle to beat the drop.

Neil Warnock may sue over the Carlos Tevez saga. Horse, stable door, bolted.

Alan Pardew apologies for his 'rape' comment on MOTD2

The FA are to investigate the brawl at the Lincoln v Bury game. Anthony Elding was sent off too. Shame, he's such a loser.

Arsenal v Hull tonight.