- break a chair
- get headbutted in the eye
- get topless with mr. werk and danced to some songs
- fell on a lesbian
- fell on someone who looks like mccauley culkin
- slowly clapped at someone whilst trying to stare them out
- tried picking someone up from the dancefloor but failed
also during the day i took a rabbit for a walk.

what did you do saturday night? also hello if you're still awake.