When I say GRAND you say SLAM!

GRAND! SLAM!

After 61 years of pain Ireland finally add a second Grand Slam to the cupboard. The emotion was all a bit much for me, and I was on my knees at the end.

I'd like to think Stephen Jones missed on purpose. I enjoyed Paddy Wallace's comments on giving away that penalty in the 79th minute "I thought the game was lacking some excitement".

I celebrated by doing 5 flatliners in a row, one for each victory.

Elsewhere England sauntered to a win over Scotland, the mercenary Flutey pulling the strings. The Evans brothers look good, but Scotland don't know what to do with the ball when they have it.

France absolutely dicked on Italy, a game watched in a pub that had the Portsmouth Everton commentary over the top of it. Ultra confusing.

So at the end, here is the team I'd pick for the Lions
1.Jenkins
2.Flannery
3.Murray
4.Wyn-Jones
5.O'Connell
6.Ferris
7.Wallace
8.R Jones
9.Phillips
10.S Jones
11.Williams
12.Flutey*spits*
13.BOD (Capt.)
14.Bowe
15.Byrne