That anti-cannabis ad on Last.fm is really starting to get on my tits! If I wanted to stare at a sweaty, toothy teenager having freak outs several times a day I'd go watch some geeky kids get mauled at a sodding school rugby match.

Plus panic attacks are just about the least annoying thing about smoking weed. If FRANK asked anyone who has to put up with regular users, they'd know that it's the way people become cripplingly boring sofa slugs and get fat off snacks that really grates.