Hello all.

Today you don't get a Dynamo Crouch story because I was at work until 10.25pm yesterday on various Conference Calls thus not being able to play. I hope they won though.

Chelsea reserves 0-0 Arsenal reserves, I'm sure Daniel Kelly will be able to give us more info.

Kidderminster go 6th in the Conference winning 1-0 at Wrexham.

The FA miss yet another chance to show they're serious about this Respect campaign by not handing a 3 match ban to Wayne Rooney. The fact that he didn't swear at Phil Dowd doesn't matter. The fact that he threw the ball so aggressively towards the referee does. Having said that, he showed more menace with that than any of England's quick bowlers have in the Carribean. Perhaps that would be a way of channelling his aggression.

Marlon Harewood has signed for Wolves on loan.

There was something about Ronaldo saying he's being forced out of England by weak referees. Shut up you big jessie. Of course you're going to get kicked - you're a massively talented player. The best way to get back at those that kick you is to get back on your feet, take the piss out of them again and embarrass them. Not preen, ponce and moan. As was said yesterday, Messi >>>>> Ronaldo.

Was noch?