1) Will Eastenders and Coronation Street end? Obviously, but not just because of a meteorite hitting the world. Will they ever have final episodes?

2) Has a foreign character ever entered a soap, and not been a kind, fair, often-misunderstood and badly-treated angel?

- The Polish slag on Corrie.
- ALEKZANDAR on Hollyoaks.
- This current mediterranean guy on Hollyoaks.
- Probably about 20 million more

Shoot.