This thread brought to you by the two squirrels trying to procreate just outside my window right now. It's one of the most absurd things I've ever seen. They're on the side of a tree, so the male is sort of hanging round the female's waist with his forearms and trying to hop into her from below, while she hangs onto the tree to keep them both from tumbling down. It's totally not going to work. I'd rather not watch but I can't look away.