I walked past RBS this morning. Didn't see one protester but loads of police letting out "dressed-down" bankers cunningly disguised in silly floppy public school hair, salmon-pink jumpers around shoulders, nice tucked in shirts, action slacks and brown boater shoes. Alternatively rugby shirt and bad jeans. Couldn't they have got in a consultant to teach them how to dress not like bankers on a weekend break? Chortle. Cutting-edge observation.

There is a man at London Bridge with a Fred Goodwin effigy. The head is made out of a balloon.

Anyway, who here is going to go and bring capitalism to its knees today or tomorrow?