Basically we've got this intranet bulletin board thing where people sell tat. It’s a source of much amusement to me. Today I have mainly been chuckling confusedly about this one:

"Ladies black dress for sale.
From Ann Summers. Size 18/20 but would easily fit a 14/16.
Has a black PVC and gold belt at the front with a material tie belt at the back. Slightly padded bust and A-line cut.
This dress still has tags on and is like new. This has been used as a demonstration item.
RRP £35
Now £20
Emails only please. I also have a picture if you would like to take a look."