Inspired by gowman's 'scarred for life' thread.

I've only been twice, both times to A&E. The first time, I swallowed a 10p piece. I must have been about ten.
About four years later I walked into a wasps nest in the dark and got stung 17 times.

I guess I've been relatively lucky really.

What have been the reasons that you've had to go to hospital in the past? Aside from being born...