cunts.....massive cunts

'oooh...look....i'm sooooooo into this book...i couldn't possibly let walking stand in the way of me and a good plot twist.....i must keep reading....oh...the intensity.....it's got me.....it's so got me'

idiots....massive fucking idiots.......you can't see where you're going....all the sentences wobble.....and you spend more time hoping you're not walking into dog slop than you do concentrating on the book.......

just read on the bus in the bed and during the bath like everyone else you spaz's