My 100 pounds says that somewhere old Morley is sat wiping his sweaty hands on his trousers staring at the screen going 'ooh look at all the chaos and consternation that my writing has created! It is having such an impact! People have noticed me! Therefore it must be brilliant! I am a genius!'

If you really want to be violently ill then read some of the sycophantic 'experimental' ramblings about Joy Division (which aren't really about JD at all but about Ian Curtis' psyche).