I've got to lassoo 3 new tennants, otherwise I'm out on the paving slabs....using blackened chewing gum as a substitute for bread...........and fox shit as a substitute for turkey.

Also, for an extra spadeful of magic...if 4 new tennant decide to move in over the summer months, I'm also out on the cobbles. If my evil, money-grabbing, teeth-sucking, frogspawn gobbling harpy of a landlord doesn't let me shackle myself to my existing room....I'm going to cum in the cutlery draw.

..........then drown her newborn. And cum on that.

I'm piping hot/ Just leave me be
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