Boards
To the dumpy drunk Australian couple on the 214 last night who were singing Ben Harper songs really loud for ages on the way back from his gig.
If the driver asks you to be quiet, it's probably in part because he's voicing the opinion of the rest of the bus. To respond to his request by mumbling audibly that he has such a sad life, to "wake up every day and be a bus driver" is...y'know...probably just gonna make you look like cunts.
You're as shit as Ben Harper.