'turns out he's fucking queer'

'really'

'yeah.......i was looking through his e-mail account a few months back and found out'

'shit'

'not for me mate......i can't be doing with any of that....no way'

'yeah'

'i mean.....just me and him....in a workshop..........i can't be doing with that'

'nah........................so wad ya do?'

'quit'

'shit..............where you working now?'

'i'm not'

'oh right'

'yeah'

good to see staunch homophobia laughing in the face of recession.