as i was coming awhile since out of my kitchen for the bedroom, that i might not waste all that time I was to sit on my computer in foolish and illiterate fables, i chose rather a while to enjoy the remembrance of my friends, of whom i left here some no less learned that pleasant. among these you, my darwindude, came first to mind, whose memory, though absent yourself, gives me such delight in my absence.
form your best disputant,
erasmus