just.......so fucking awful. so, so awful.

i started and kept watching like a rubberknecker keeps their eyes glued to a crumpled bonnet

if mark kermode was here.....he'd be all....

'well....if you want to see bad, then come round to mine and watch a videotape of...blahblahblahblah....'

well no. no mark......none of your crappy videos were talk of the town were they?....none of your crappy videos had their posters up on every bus stop did they?......none of your crappy videos had millions spunked on them did they?....none of your crappy videos had hollywood a-listers and decent british actors in them did they?....none of your crappy videos saturated the media in the week of release did they....wossy chats and sky movies specials......none of your crappy videos were top of the pops for every fucking multiplex up and down the land were they?

no. they weren't.

awful....fucking, fucking awful