Do you reckon Larry David's line of thinking that women with massive vaginas say that men they sleep with have tiny todgers is true?

HUGE VAGINA. I reckon it's rampant.

Ran into somebody you went out with.

-Oh.

She's Lewis's nurse.

-Lisa Thompson?

Yeah. You had a little uh...

-A little thing. Yeah.

A little thing with her, didn't you?

-Yeah yeah yeah.

Hmm...

-Didn't work out.

Yeah. She told me you had... uh...

-What? No no no...

Big vagina?!

-Gigantic vagina!

What?!

-Biggest vagina known to man! Huge!

You're kidding! Are you telling me the truth?

-It's gigantic. Gigantic.

So why is she going around making this accusation?

-Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out she has a big vagina... Why would she even do that? I don't even know.

Nipping it in the bud?

-How dare she? I'll tell you what. I bet you there's a ton of guys out there who've been labeled 'small penis'. I bet you fifty percent...

It's the vagina, isn't it?

-And it's the big vagina.

Yeah. Think of it biologically... Why shouldn't there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right?

-These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder! Something should be done. I don't know what can be done but something should be done. Either...

We're a hell of a lot more discrete than they are, right? They can't do this enough, can't they?

-Oh, they love it, they love it!