Maybe i've never taken notice, or been around on a saturday night to witness such threads but, come on!

-Ever wish you were someone else? yeah David Beckham
-I'll pay you to be my friend? no thanks
-I'm going to stay at home for 2 months for absolutely no reason whatsoever.....

Are you: a) all mental, b) Dis is just broken and needs shutting dowon, or c) it's time to leave?