i stuck my head above the parapet and look what happened....bird shit right on my eye...

serves me right really...

looks like summer is a bummer......

stuck on here again with nothing, absolutely fuck all to do.....posting and warbling about an odd man i saw on the way to the shops or films or books i've done or a girl in a magazine that i'm in love with or an idea i won't go through with or travel tipes for places i won't travel to or why the penguin biscuit has lost its way and, as ever, the tunnocks wafer is daddy.

fuck me. fucking fuck, fuck me.

good to be back.