"This is an e-mail sent out to alert everyone that I am throwing a party at my house to celebrate the end of our A2 exams. It is to be held on Thursday 18th of June, when most exams have finished. I am aware that a few exams are being held on Friday 19th and I am sorry that I cannot put the date back.

If you are able to come it will begin at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday and will continue until whoever people want to leave.

To those of you who don’t know where I live my house is 5 Dover Street in Ryde. It is just up from the roundabout by L.A. Bowl and has a black door.

I will attempt to supply enough alcohol but if anyone could bring their own that would be a great help.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is an invite only party, if you have someone whom you would like to invite then please contact me before hand."

most pompous invite ever?