The karate Kid - Now the 'Kung-fu Kid' starring will smith's son and Jackie Chan. FUCK OFF.
Flight of the navigator - why remake this? Just re-release it on DVD. Kids would still love it.
Robocop - Darren Aranofsky of 'The wrestler' fame is directing this. Has the potential to be either the best thing ever or an unmittigated disaster.

But the worst one of them all....

There is going to be a remake of TOTAL RECALL.

WHY?! Probably starring Christian Bale whispering and shouting ion equal measure. Utter bollocks. WHY DO THIS? With films like 'Syndechoe New York' and 'Crank: High Voltage', it has been shown that there is still creativity in Hollywood, so why re-hash these timeless classics? No doubt Casablanca will be remade soon with John Cena taking the place of Humphrey Bogart.