1. An unnamed Arab Sheikh (sp?) type has bought 60% of an unnamed club. BREAKING NEWS.

2. Marcel Desailly thinks Fergie should splash out anything up to £150 for Ribery.

3. Tevez is a 'done deal' according to the newspapers. Of course, who said deal has been done with depends entirely in which particular newspaper you read.

4. Roque Santa Cruz looks set to bring yet another potential transfer saga to a relatively swift close.

5. Southampton/Le Tissier/Keegan developments persist.