I'm quite young and have been to a good few live shows, I suppose. I went to see Oasis at Murrayfield a few days ago and during The Enemy someone peed on my leg. I don't mean a dribble; it was a full-length piss and it soaked right through my tights and my shoes.

I'm pretty sure straight after he put his hand on my shoulder and went 'thanks', too.

Is this normal?! Is this something you're supposed to expect and just be aware of?! It wasn't like we were in some dinghy little venue either, there was plenty space for him to piss.