if you guessed this was from yahoo answers, you were right!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Auaw7kmfUvtWkF6gQUU0dyFlCAx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090623025755AAVoVAr

How can you make yourself get sick like not vomit sick but regular sick just so i can skip a fieldtrip to la.???
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArUcPuCzziiIhZcXV2PzV5lJBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20080224183252AAPam5X

who was it from here who used to give well reasoned answers that were complete bullshit? might give that a whirl

good lord i need a job