the difference between him and alex ferguson . . .at least ferguson will be playing giggs next year . . ..

Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone....

Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.

I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer.

They're not blaming the sunshine, the moonlight or indeed the good times but the boogie has yet to be ruled out.

Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again

What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR? Dont stop, till hes had enough

Breaking News: Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack, it was an allergic reaction to 12 year old nuts.
shame about Michael Jackson, but i hear he's going to be cremated so he can be black again

NEWS FLASH: Gary Glitter has offered millions for Michael Jacksons computer

It's quite ironic that Jacko died around midnight....when the big hand touches the little hand

reports of him suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect. he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

Michael Jackson's family have just given an interview on sky news, they said the last time they seen him that stiff was when he was watching Peter Pan.

jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson who rode more three year olds than anyone in history