Basically my friend suddenly realised that the reason he can't find a nice lady is cos he looks Grade A Gay(and this has come as a massive surprise to him somehow)
If you did some serious research and threw a bucket-load of cash at looking really gay, you couldn't do a better job.
He has - big tanned muscles which bulge out of tight vests PLUS a tache and a flat-top (Gozer the destroyer style)
SO he has asked me to help him.
This is what I've come up with so far...

1. No tight tops/tshirts EVER
2. No CHEST on display EVER
3. Tight jeans are OK, as long as they're not tight up under around the ass
4. Vests are OK (you're treading a fine line) as long as they're not tight

You have to hide the muscles - act as if you happened to get them whilst doing loads of manly shit and don't care. (same goes for the tan)
............
I feel like Im not really tackling to ROOT of the problem (possibly the flat top tache combo)
Help...