There's a big dilemma about wearing footy tops.

I don't agree with it, but wearing ones that are one or two seasons old is looked down on isn't it? Like I wore a 2001 away top to the Chelsea match with Gerrard 17 on the back and these lads were like "is that the new kit then, mate?". Shocking!

But they cost about £40 so shelling out on a new one every season is stupid. I've found the cure. Retro kits.

They're timeless, they look better than new ones emblazened with stupid sports logos and 'FAST STRIPES' and shit, and they're not made out of silky shitty material. And if you're a Liverpool fan like myself, they remind you of the days when we were glorious.

ALSO: the new England shirt is 10/10 brilliant. Whoever designed is very on the ball.