'On NATIONAL TELEVISION!'

'I don't need proof, I'VE BEEN TOLD!'

'I can't belive this!'

'I've not done nothing!'

'I'm between jobs at the moment!'

'A baby might bring us closer together!'

'Will you marry me?!?!111'

Additionally, why is 'Graham' forever being described as THE GENIUS, he just looks like a Northern supply teacher.