life fail.

best music news story for ages. the guitarist from shitty death metal band Malevolent Creation (shit band, occasionally racist lyrics) makes up story about being action hero and winning free chocolate milk for life, story reaches internet, police deny it, man looks like twat and gets internet angry.

story one:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/08/what-the-fuck-dude-from-malevolent-creation/

followup:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/10/fuck-you-internet-dorks-phil-fasciana-is-keeping-our-streets-safe/

there's some funny stuff on blabbermouth.net about it too. i like the internet.