Real Madrid still want Xabi.

Hull have turned their attention to Ross McCormack after losing out on Michael Owen and Marc-Antoine Fortune. Great player. Still mad Celtic didn't snap him up on a free ahead of Cardiff.

Chelsea are scared JT will head for Eastlands. I hope he goes.

Sunderland have bit around £6m for Lee Catermole. Really, what chance have we (Celtic) got in the transfer market when distinctly average players are going for that much? Worrying times.

Burnley have a agreed to pay Hamilton around £600k for Brian Easton. Sorry Owen, but as much as I like you, it's hard to see you staying up when you sign players that are blatantly not reading for the Premiership. Easton and Kalvenes as your left backs? Jesus.

Premiership clubs are sniffing about James McCarthy and James McArthur. Please can we have McCarthy please, cheers. Hamilton have turned down a £1m bid for McCarthy already. He's worth £2m IMO.

Bruce wants Dawson instead of Dunne.

Andrew Driver is being tracked by FC Twente. Great wee player that, snap him please.

Spurs want to sign another full back from the Championship to warm the bench.

King Artur is not for sale which is fine since no club has tabled a bid for him.

Nakamura looked uneasy at his Espanyol unveiling, he was mobbed.

Caceres heading to Celtic fae Barcelona on a £1m season long loan? Nah, no chance.

N'Guemo should sign on for a season long loan today. N'Who?

John Hartson has brain cancer.

What did I miss?