I watched this the other night thinking that due to its posters being everywhere and stuff, it'd be some kind of cool cult film.

Then I realised it had Danny Dyer and Life On Mars in it. Ouch.

It would be generous to give it a 1 out of 10. I hated every second and at times it made me want to turn into water and drip away (like that guy in the X Men film).

I doubt people as sad as the ones in the film actually exist, but at least now I know that if I go into someone's room and they have a big poster of it up, they're an ultimate loser.