Camp Bestival - Saturday, 25th July

'FINE BURGER' - Mediocre, no way was that worth £6. I regret not going to the other one-off burger place instead. Apparently they're a chain, not a patch on Gourmet Burger Kitchen or upmarket burger pioneers Hamburger Union.

'THE BEST HOG ROAST IN THE UK' - Probably not even the best hog roast on site. The MONSTER TORPEDO roll was actually smaller than the regular sized bap yet cost £1 more, unbelievable.
Additionally, some halfwit tried to strike up an ethical debate about whether or not I should be eating dead animals whilst wearing a Smiths tee shirt.

I should have gone to that pie place or Sea Cow fish and chips.